Chypre de Rouge
 
 
 

pulmonaire:

Le Pyromane by Ali Cherri spells out ‘I am not a pyromaniac’ using hundreds of matchsticks.

 
 

fuckyeahfeminists:

Shout out to the Nice Guys (tm) out there who need to see this.

(Source: emmajstones)

 
 

Mauerbauertraurigkeit

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.

 
 
 
 
  • People: Wow, this 50 Shades thing is the worst book I've ever read
  • Victoria Foyt: Challenge accepted
 
 

upandover-cloverclover:

movelikeyourecrazy:

falakalak:


 PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT

accurate reaction gif. 

image

(Source: animations-swf-arena)

 
 
  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
 
 
  • years after the fact: omg they were flirting with me.
 
 
 
 
 
 
ladykreerain: wow

ladykreerain:

wow

(Source: hydrotoxicity)

 
 

willthinkforcash:

KILLS ME EVERY TIME

 
 

samirathejerk:

queernonymoose:

gadaboutgreen:

santi-golds:

ambelle:

kimberlygil:

pinchefatima:

aileenmichelle:

“Yeah but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend” HAHAHAAHHA FUUUUCKK MEE

me

Dude I cannot with him lmfao I’m done

Cici!!!

My mom would not have cared about being taken to jail if I pulled this shit. LMAO!

that episode from Boondocks WAS BASED ON REAL LIFE?!?!?!?!?!

Hahahaahahaha omg I would not be able to walk I’d get beat so bad if I had done this when I was younger lol right on tv my mom woulda been beating the shit outta me.

(Source: 1-800-dinosaurs)

 
 
 
 
I’m a happy-go-lucky manic depressive.
Tim Burton (via bv83)

(Source: bloodyvampire-83)

 
 
 
 
 
 
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