- You: Hey, this plan won't actually work today. Sorry.
- Me: Oh, okay. Maybe another time. :)
- Instead of
- You:
- Me: WHAT THE FUCK! KNOW WHAT A PHONE IS? I'M HERE FOR NOTHING!?!?!?
101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online
Exactly.
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- Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
- BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
- Whovians: You know who has to do it
- BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
- Whovians: You know who.
- BBC: It's just fiction.
- Whovians: You know who.
- BBC: But this series is not that important as-
- Whovians: You know.
- BBC: But-
- Whovians: Or the world will explode
- BBC: ...What?
- Whovians: It's time law BBC.
- BBC: ...
- Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
- BBC: ....
- Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
- BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
- Whovians: The Doctor will come
- BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
- Whovians: It's written in history.
- BBC: But the Queen-
- Whovians: Will not be amused.
“Our fast “food” display is now 2 years old. The word food is questionable, since the bread-like and meat-like substances have not molded or spoiled in any way. Bugs won’t even bother with it. Please think twice about giving this to your kids. You have a choice, but they don’t. We truly are what we eat.” -LiveWell Wellness Center
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A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
it’s just as dangerous as when
you imagine someone as less than a person.
(Source: candyheilman)
Day and Night in New York City Captured in Single Images by Stephen Wilkes.
