Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Barack Obama)
by: R-Money
from: Please Stand Up

2xpistolsandawink:

assachusetts:

fuckred:

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING 

I AM LITERALLY CRYING
GOODBYE 

OH MY GOD 

FUCKING. PRESS. PLAY. DO IT.

(Source: justicefrog)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Heaven for the climate; Hell for the company.
Mark Twain. (via theblacksophisticate)
 
 
swagcheck:


Insecure Stripper

I’m seriously laughing so hard right now

swagcheck:

Insecure Stripper

I’m seriously laughing so hard right now

 
 

babybutta:

thempress:

shitsandgigglesbestblog:

chandeluresinitaly:

yarnandkoopashells:

gekithereviewer:

d-padsez:

sebinsky:

itachirox:

senoritacumberbatch:

saveyoursympathies:

500daysofevilexes:

swallowedseas:

unfreshing:

amenpenis:

that. was. terrifying.

what. the. fuck.

This legitimately gave me chills. I don’t even care if it’s fact or fiction, it’s a stroke of genius. Everyone should watch this and get goosebumps.

WHAT NO WTF

This is back! Yes! 

alright well that’s fucking terrifying O_O;;

cries and never leaves my bedroom again

Woah.

Hooooooooly shit.

I was more intrigued than horrified. Creepy in an interesting way.

scary, yet interesting.

Oh damn o.o

This was really interesting

Yo…

This was interesting. Not scary at all..Maybe because I know I won’t do some stupid shit like this.

(Source: askstarbuck)

 
 

Hm.

shougetsu:

I’m going to leave home, nestle myself in a mountain cave, and train myself to become a trickster god. Next time you think you hear laughter in the distance, think of me.

 
 

(Source: rosetylear)

 
 
 
 
dvdp:

Alcohol in oilBeautiful pattern formed by droplets of alcohol in oil as a result of hydrodynamic instabilities resulting from the velocity and density gradients between the liquids
//via notcot

dvdp:

Alcohol in oil
Beautiful pattern formed by droplets of alcohol in oil as a result of hydrodynamic instabilities resulting from the velocity and density gradients between the liquids

//via notcot

 
 

locksandglasses:

lotus-eyes:

‘I’m tired of people asking me to smooth my name out for them.

They want me to bury it in the English so they can understand.

I will not accommodate the word for mouth.

I will not break my name so your lazy English can sleep its tongue on top.

Fix your lips around them.

No you CAN’T give me a stupid nickname so that you can replace this gift of five letters.’

Ayyyyye that’s my teammate!

Powerful.

 
 

tranqualizer:

melonsky:

antarctification:

drunk tattoos id be okay with

omg I’m laughing so hard at “Live Slow Die Whenever”

stop

(Source: jenneyandtuba)

 
 

starvedforjustice:

thisworldisjustawesome:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

kristinelovesknoxville:

IS THIS A FUCKING PILLOW BLANKET?! 

thank you capitalism

holy fuck i need it

THE MIGHTIEST NEED

Where can I get one!?

Never mind, I’ll just make one. I’m off to buy 20 or so pillows. 

(Source: charliesinferno)

 
 
dreamsinthyme:

@Waegen

dreamsinthyme:

@Waegen

(Source: )

 
 

jtotheizzoe:

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